Our band name misheard 2/3

Here’s the next one, drawn again by me.

Happy Valentines Day, if you’re into that.

Final one tomorrow!

^JP

Our band name misheard 1 / 3

People often get our name totally wrong, usually with interesting results. As I’ve got too much time on my hands I’ve illustrated the three most common errors. 

Here’s the first (in reverse order) - 

 More to follow tomorrow and Friday…

^JP

Cannibals with Cutlery tour 2013

Good afternoon.

We’d love to see you make an appearance in the same buildings as us when we go on the road in April for our Cannibals with Cutlery tour.

For tickets click the poster.

See you on tour!

^JP

New look store / desperate plea for your cash

Good afternoon folks.

THIS IS A SHAMELESS MARKETING PLUG.

That’s the awkward bit over, now get your wallets out.

As well as singing and playing songs we are also pedlars of all manner of products. You may know this already, but for those who don’t there’s only one place on the whole wide web that you can swap your money for our goods. That website is the following -

www.tokillaking.bigcartel.com.

I’ve given the whole thing a revamp of late so it’s looking fresh and ready for your rabid clicking. It features our latest model of the month -

and is STILL the only place you can buy a physical copy of THIS -

Do the right thing.

Thanks.

^JP

CANNIBALS WITH CUTLERY - PHYSICAL PRE-ORDERS NOW AVAILABLE

Good afternoon everybody.

It’s finally here!

Today’s the day that you can now pre-order your very own physical copy of our debut album Cannibals with Cutlery by clicking the picture below.

If you’re quick about it your copy will be signed by us all, but we’re limiting this to the first 500 only!

Don’t delay, get it today! If you pre-order your copy today I will be feeding it to a post box on Friday 22nd February with a first class stamp on it, meaning you’ll get yours before everyone else (they’re available for all on Monday 25th).

GO GO GO, and thank you for doing so!

^JP

Video

Afternoon scamps.

As is mandatory these days, we’ve given our single to some outrageously cool producers for a full-on blog-friendly remix. The culprits in question go by the moniker of Tyde, and here are their efforts with our very own Cold Skin.

Video

An old video of Ben playing Fictional State on the harpsichord when we were young.

Enjoy the snow!

^JP

New Lyrics tab added!

Morning All.

I’d like to alert you to the new lyrics tab above this post. it looks like this -

If you click on it you’ll find the lyrics AND chords to a selection of our songs, including our upcoming singe Cold Skin. If you’ve not seen the video for it, have a look below and share it around.

If you’re so keen on our music that you’d like to cover one of our songs, we’d be even keener to see the results! Please send your video or audio to us either on here, via twitter (@tokillakinguk) or email us at tokillakinguk@gmail.com.

That’s all for now, back soon.

^JP

Photo

Thanks y’all!

(Not my choice of wallpaper, honest!)

^JP

To Kill A King land Bastille support slot

Good afternoon critters.

Fresh off the back of our Ron Pope shenanigans we’re out on the road again in March, this time with our bum chums Bastille.

I’m sure you’ve all heard of them by now, but if not, don’t get them confused with this guy -

Laughter and shoddy puns aside, we’ll supporting them like a doting uncle for the second half of their soon-to-be-sold-out UK tour (main support like, bang tidy!), so if you want to see the two of us on the same bill, here’s where you’ll need to be…

19th March - The Leadmill, Sheffield

21st March - Rock City, Nottingham

23rd March - Cardiff University Students’ Union

25th March - Concorde 2, Brighton (SOLD OUT)

27th March - O2 Academy Bristol

28th March - O2 Shepherds Bush Empire (SOLD OUT)

29th March - O2 Shepherds Bush Empire

All you need do is click and pay immediately, it’s so simple!

See you there everyone…

^JP